This is Tippy.
She’s our kitten. 
She has a Facebook you can like if you want:
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Tippy/262847260425319
Yup, I’m that crazy cat lady.
But somehow, I’ve become the disciplinary one in the household.
She’s cute but I’m not raising a spoilt demon cat.
Key Tippy Issues:
- Cat chews my laptop. This behaviour is undesirable.
- Cat thinks it’s ok to sit in the kitchen sink and eat food off the bench. It’s not ok.
- Cat, and boyfriend, thinks it’s funny to try and stick her nose in my mouth while I’m sleeping. This is probably unhygienic.
- Cat tries to climb walls by running at them and using her claws. Landlord will not like this..
- Cat waits outside toilets for occupant to come out. Creepy.
- Cat plays in litter box. Also creepy.
- Cat chews any phone that isn’t an iPhone. No creature of mine will be an Apple fanboy.
Cue Super Soaker.
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